Windows Media Player

Windows Media Player is as old as the '90s but no one uses it anymore.
It is best compared to Lemons: everyone knows about 'em, yet no one likes them unironically.

Windows Media Player has been nuked from updates making it slow, hog up RAM, and it cannot play modern formats.
However Microsoft thought it would be better to not only keep WMP but also introduce 2 separate apps rather than just updating Windows Media Player to no suck complete ass.

If someone is using WMP then they are either on a nostalgia trip or are suffering from severe brain damage.
Why not just use VLC or MPC-HC?

Person 1: I use Windows Media Player!
Person 2: Legit shut up.

by LegendaryCadncieJoe June 15, 2023

Average For Honor Player

someone who says they are good at the game but then once an other character uses some form of attack they immediately say "GOOD JOB GOOD JOB GOOD JOB" in the quick voice chat then cry on the forums the little bitch they are. they have an incredible hatred for Black Prior and Orochi or any samurai character at all really, if you say the latin word for incredible at any time around them they will grovel at your feet and worship you as a god.
they also most likely use Reddit.

hey how was your first time playing for honor?

well i was called a racial slur by the Average For Honor Player after using a bash as Black Prior

by Dom fuckin dies January 16, 2021

Cod mobile players

Extremely gay (in denial) males that play call of duty on his mobile phone also that take a long time fixing his load out before a match

Damn these cod mobile players hella gay💀

by cyberchancla May 05, 2022

Noob-like player

A video gamer who thinks they are a noob cause they look like one but are very good at the game

Your a noob-like player but your amazing at this game.

by Nila pie December 22, 2018

Genshin Impact Player

another word for pedophile

guy 1: yo bro have you heard of malvin he's a genshin impact player
guy 2: report him to the pigs then

by retartar232 May 16, 2023

league of legends player

a garbaged human being in which they choose to play one of the worse MOBA games that the world has every developed, they choose to cyber bully and get cyber bullied simply because they are masochists for an inordinate amount of pain

OP: "that league of legends player over there is having a seizure"
F: "leave them, they play league of legends"

by bigfatjerseymikesubs January 25, 2022

windows media player

Worthless music player because of its useless library (iTunes is better) and crappy sound quality (musicmatch jukebox is better. Uttely worthless media guide (Realone is better). Only good for watching porn, and you can do that on Real or WinDVD. It's the prettiest media player

WMP sucks, but on the bright side...it has um.....pretty skins and visualizers.... oh! It burns pretty well too...thats pretty much it.

by ManoftheDiaspora July 28, 2005