Person -1

The first one out of them all.

Before Adam.

Before Eve.

Before any other human was ever sculpted.

Sad to know that... nobody remembers them. Not at all.

Not even Person 0 shall compare to this being.

They are Alpha, though with no Omega... yet.

Person 1: Man, I miss Person 0.
Person 2: I know, right? That guy was cool AF for the first of his kind.
Person 1: Imagine if there was a Person -1 lmao.
Person 2: Hell nah.
Person -1:

by an extremely depressed bandu May 19, 2022

Me A person

A failure / a disappointment

Mom: You are Me A person
Me: No I'm not
Mom: You adopted
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Mr. Yeet 69420 September 16, 2021

not a fun person

Person who is a bitch and doesn't have fun

You're not a fun person

by SmartGuyJo21 June 14, 2017

virtual person

person who talk more on the internet (i.e. Facebook, twitter) than they do in reality

John: (in real life) did u see that car crash?
Lisa: (tweetes @john) who didn't see that car crash?
John: ur such a virtual person

by thefreespirit April 28, 2011

the best person

The best person is called Josalene. Or str4wberryl0v0. They are very kind and a very big hearted person <3

Wow look it's str4wberryl0v0 they are the best person

by pitbullkinie from Tiktok June 8, 2021

personal pillows

referring to a woman's breasts, usually those that are large in size that you want to lay your head against.

"Damn Jim, i want to fall asleep on those personal pillows!"

by tig bitties February 24, 2008

chode person

A person who is wider than he is tall. An American.

He is a chode person, as he is 6ft 5 wide and 5 ️ft 9 tall.

by Urbandefinitions123454331 April 1, 2015