Paris Hilton

Quasi-Sentinent being placed on Earth to make Nicole Richie appear to be a great actress

Paris Hilton: "Nicole is not my fried."
CUT! Take two!
Paris Hilton: "Nicole is not my fiend."
CUT! Take three!
Paris Hilton: "Nicholas is not my friend."
CUT! Take four!
Paris Hilton: "Nicole is my friend."
CUT! Take five!
Paris Hilton: "Nicole is my not friend."
CUT! Dub it. Can I have sex with you?
Paris Hilton: "Totally!"

by Xriva April 13, 2006

Paris Hilton

a skinny ugly rich bitch who don't deserve anything she got

Paris Hilton is a skanky ho

by Long John November 18, 2003

penis whipped

When a female is so enraptured by a certain man's penis size and power to pleasure her that she goes through a state of emotional chaos. This mental mind warping can last hours, days, weeks, or even months before it is shaken. It is harder to shake if the penis whipping act is repeated while she is still in the original phase of the mind state. This mind-fuck status festers from fearing she will lose the best fuck she has ever had.

I was so penis whipped after he tagged me the first time that I feared I wouldn't be able to think straight for months.

by Berry Flomar January 15, 2004

Paris Hilton

shes the one who caused the credit crunch... yeah the crunch on her bird bones...urghh minger you cannot look on google without her sucking some guy off- hey lets go push her in a landfill...do us all a favour.

guy 1: hey i really like that paris bird...
guy 2: litterally bird?
guy 1: like you know paris hilton?
guy 2: shes a human?! i thought she was a emu....

by Lamp-Post-Hugger March 19, 2009

penis sock

A sock or other covering that keeps a penis warm. Can also be used for masturbation and containing bodily fluids.

1) She slipped a penis sock on me so that I wouldn't slime her.
2) Aww man, you just put your foot in my penis sock.
3) After a good wank, Jake would always cum in his penis sock.

by Powerplay12 December 9, 2008

jean penis

Jean penis often plagues girls' with ill-fitting jeans. This condition is characterized by a large bulge in a typical penis area. This is most noticeable when sitting.

"Staci,I have mad jean penis!"
"yo check out that girl in the mom jeans, she has a bad case of jean penis"

by HSMF's April 2, 2008

Emotional Penis

A term used to describe the emotional connection much more than the physical connection with a partner. often occurs when someone gets a hot piece of ass that they have actually connected with. Because of the emotional connection it increases the physical attraction, hence emotioal penis.

"yeah man, i loved having lots of meaningless sex with many bitches and hoes, but this girl sucks my emotional penis like Marley and me (emotional)"

by SillyGoose12 April 18, 2009