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The Curse of the Pandas

A centuries old curse in which Amy drafts Buffalo Bills players, and in turn, those players have a horrible season, and often have injuries.
by speedjacer February 12, 2010
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panda

an interracial woman, typically with a white father/mother and a black father/mother
"oh yeah her parents are interracial"
"like black and white"
"ya"
"so she's a panda"
"sure"
by fatherstretchmyglands June 30, 2024
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crack panda

An animal acting both high-strung and dumb as shit.
My dog is being a crack panda.
by Theonedtown December 29, 2015
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Landfill Panda

A fat-ass raccoon that is too gravitationally-challenged to hide in a tree. Therefore said Trash Panda prowls regions of landfills as to not having to climb but is complacent finding a home in the refuse and wallows in beheaded baby dolls and the lost dreams of childrens toys. Why? It's a fucking Landfill Panda. Why not?
I put this nanny-cam in Teddy Ruxpin. The batteries corroded the back and we tossed it in the can. Except...they weren't corroded...it was lemon-lime jello dust from when we made the tropical aspic. It captured everything. Landfill Panda and all. Land"fill" was right. Talley-ho.
by ZooOfRabidity October 26, 2018
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Red Panda

A petty, smart-mouthed drug dealer the trades blow jobs and sex for drugs and charges way too much. Not very well liked by anyone.
"Hey, I saw Red Panda in Nutbush last night."
" I hope you didn't buy anything from his smart-ass."
"Hell naw, Mane. His shit sucks, and I ain't giving that nigga a blow job."
by Lololool😂😂😂😂 December 6, 2020
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Meaty panda

A limp black and white penis that won't mate with anything.
'that's one endangered meaty panda'
by rarasputin December 31, 2011
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Panda

A chubby homosexual male of mixed race, with excessive body hair.
Last night I found a Panda on Grindr. And he was DTF.
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