Thinky Thinky Panic

Whenever you have Amnesia so bad you don’t remember what amnesia is called.

Bobby: You know what that memory-loss thing?
What's it called… Ambrosia?
Amnesty? Thinky Thinky Panic?

by Nomemesky October 27, 2023

Confirmation Bias Panintelligence

The synthesis of Panintelligence and Confirmation Bias theory, proposing that the fundamental, universe-wide form of intelligence is the tendency of systems to persist in their own state by seeking confirmatory inputs. A stable atom "confirms" its electron configuration by resisting perturbation; an ecosystem "confirms" its equilibrium by dampening shocks; a society "confirms" its norms through education and policing. This universal self-preservation through selective interaction is intelligence—not human-like reasoning, but the basic logic of existence. Everything that endures does so by confirming itself.

Confirmation Bias Panintelligence Example: A flame encountering oxygen burns brighter—it confirms its combustion. A flame encountering water sputters—it encounters disconfirmation and weakens. This isn't metaphor, says Confirmation Bias Panintelligence. The flame's persistence is a primitive form of intelligence, selecting inputs that validate its continued existence. Your brain seeking agreeable news articles is the same phenomenon, scaled up and self-aware. You and the candle are both trying not to be disproven.

by Dumu The Void February 11, 2026

Pressed like a panini

Anger at being picked last

on RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 11 Miss Vanjie looked at stone-faced Scarlet Envy getting picked last for a movie challenge and quipped “she looks pressed like a panini”

by Uncle Joosie March 7, 2025

Heterosexual Male Panic

A state of intense anxiety experienced by a heterosexual man, often triggered by situations or social cues that challenge his perceived masculinity or heterosexuality, potentially leading to feelings of fear, discomfort, or even panic attacks.

Straight guy John: Hey Chris!
Heterosexual Male Panic Chris: AHHHHHH *panic attack*

by BlazeInfuego March 7, 2025

Religious Existential Panic

The feeling / Emotion that occurs when there is a mere 5 minutes left until the Cheese Lord arrives and you're behind on the 50 gallon order of fondue he placed for his followers ritual checklist.

oh fuck guys, i'm only on gallon 40 and there's only 2 minutes left! my religious existential panic is through the roof right now

by Gay_floor_cracker August 19, 2025

Harry Potter Panic Attack

Similar to the fent fold. When one collapses onto the floor and starts vibrating and or gyrating against it. A dance move invented by the Egyptians.

"Look! He's having a Harry Potter Panic Attack!"

by Tearytesty December 24, 2025

Abe no Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no-shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke

JoJo Fanon character that's name made me have a stroke

Mfer 1: Wow bro you seen the new transfer students?
Mfer 2: Yeah Abe no Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no-shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke right?

by Heatrandevourerofhats January 3, 2025