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picked off third

When you've made it to third base with a girl, but you get shut down before either one of you reaches orgasm.
Dude #1: You finally seal the deal with her last night?

Dude #2: Nah, man, I got picked off third.
by Morty Apples July 26, 2014
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Not Picking up The phone

Answering yes to the pending question
Not picking up the phone

Person 1: calls person 2

Person 2: doesn't answer

Person 1: that means yes.
by Joseph Stoneley August 12, 2021
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YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!

NOW CHOOSE! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B
Hym "Iam! YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B. Pick one."

Iam "What? Uuuuum... I don't know man... What's the difference?"

Hym "Welp, Group of evil retards A are a bunch of solipsistic narcissists who think you're inferior to them along moral and ideological lines (Unless you do what they want). Group of evil retards B (On the other hand) are narcissists who are all (kind of) trapped in their own solipsistic experience. AND they think they're superior to you along ideological and moral lines (Unless you do what they want)."

Iam 'Uuuuh, I'm not seeing a-"

Hym "YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!"

Iam "Ok! Um.. A-Er, no, B! B."

Hym 😱 "You digusting, racist freak! B!? You're clearly an evil retard."

Iam 😟 "Wha- You made me pick- How did race get involved?"

Hym "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO PICK THE EVIL RETARDED ONE!"

Iam "EVIL AND RETARDED WERE MY ONLY OPTIONS!"

Hym "WRONG! Wrong choice!"

Iam "I- How? So YOU picked A?"

Hym "What!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived! I literally rival Shakespeare! Why would I be an evil retard!?BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Iam "Well I... You said I HAD to choose!"

Hym "AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam June 4, 2023
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pick me

Samantha: how do you know piano? Didn’t you grow up like super poor?
Ginny: actually my dad taught me. Also, shut up.
she is such a pick me tho
by AGH ALL NAMES ARE TAKEN May 21, 2023
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Pick-Me

An annoying ugly ass bitch named Ella Mossbacher that literally used to hang out with the boys in 5th grade and tries to include herself into things
Don’t be a pick-me like Ella Mossbacher
by user2827272 December 4, 2023
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pick pic

A picture of a pickle. An innocent satire on the degenerate "dick pic".
"They're selling huge pickles on a stick here at the fair."
"How big? Send a pick pic."
by Vinegar Villain December 23, 2024
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Choice pick

A piece of art, usually music, film or television, that is considered to represent the best qualities of an artist. A "choice pick" might be selected based on objective quality or subjective tastes.
The editors of TV Today compiled a list of choice picks of this years' TV episodes.

Hey man, check out this playlist of Childish Gambino choice picks that I made.
by Gaste Archibald Wozniak, Jr. January 12, 2021
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