pedro

A person who is not knowing or understanding reality. tool

Napolean Dynamites friend pedro was trying to run for class senate. In reality he has no chance of winning becuase of his social standing.

by 1Whiskey1Tango Foxtrot October 12, 2009

Pedro Martinez

The most dominant pitcher of his era, and one of the most dominant pitchers of all time. He'll blow a 93mph fast ball by you with one pitch, then laugh at you as you wiff on his 12mph change up. He's also one of the funniest and fearless players in the majors. He won't back down from anybody, not even an angry whale (see Don Zimmer)

Expos fan: "Man, I miss being able to go to the Big O and watch Pedro Martinez."
Red Sox fan: "I understand what you mean, I used to masturbate to him from on top of the green monster when he was on the mound."
Mets fan: "I wish he was still as good as he was when he played for you guys."

by j_breeze September 9, 2008

Pedro

Pedro is an asshole inconsiderate douche bag that likes to masturbate to his mom all day. He's an airhead and he doesn't know what he's doing and he's a complete idiot! If any other definitions say other wise be advised they're lies!!!

Pedro is an asshole! "I agree" -Andrew

by Loading... Loading... Loading. December 13, 2018

bitch patrol

the act of chaining up a bunch of bitches and making them pick various sorts of debris off the side walk with chopsticks

see those scrape marks on her wrists, those are the chains from the bitch patrol

by super angry bitch March 24, 2009

Pedro

otherwise known as the "pedrophile." A homo mexican whose hobbies include : whining, bitching, emo underage boys, and thriftyness.

This character has a pale complexion due to being online so many hours looking up boys.

1. What a PEDRO! (Noun) = what a whiny bitch
2. Hey, the PEDROPHILE down the street is on cops!

by confessabear August 7, 2008

Pedro-

V: The act of using your hand when giving pleasure to a male.

Pedro-ing.
Pedro-ed.

Hey Tiffany Ann, I was totally Pedro-ing Bobby Joe last night in the fields.

by Jullian December 8, 2007

Petroxion

An extremely bad tempered, misunderstood, teenager often found building bridges and getting furious about Coot's boom lever suggestions.

Hey Petroxion, make that into a boom lever...*gets hit w/ many a furious blow*

by Coot February 26, 2003