Slow as a wet week

What ol mate says when you do something a bit slow for his liking

Dad: "Slow as a wet week aye wee scamp"
While peeking out of flatmates closet.

Flatmate:
I said no commentary or I'll would kick you out.

*Girl runs out scared all concerned and looks at me all concerned

Me: first time?

by Shameful act of teh imerbrated June 1, 2021

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week long bender

v. To get 100% on an exam indicating a
celebration is in order

“I just week long bendered my midterm!!!!!!”

“Don’t even stress. You’re gonna week long bender that chem exam.”

by bender steve June 2, 2025

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I Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Ate Myself At Two Weeks Old I

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Orc/Ork Week!

Celebrate orks/orcs. It don't matter.

The week that June 3rd falls in. Be your beefy Green self ;)

When you like the big green skins, you call and appreciate that they are "Orc/Ork Week!”

by Green rules May 30, 2021

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week/end

Another way of saying week/weekend.

I hope you enjoy your week/end.

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Chav Week

Chav Week is a week celebrated two weeks after fathers day. It is used to celebrate the douches and dickheads of modern society by pretending and or being like a chav. The most common way to celebrate chav week is by dressing up and speaking like a chav.

A male chav genuinly consists of
-Chains
-black clothing or bright flamboyant clothing
- baggy trousers
-Roadman/Cockney accent. One or the other

Basically try to be the one priveliged guy in "the hood"

A female chav consists of
-Chains
-A shit ton of makeup
-Can be fat
-genuinely black clothing but less then the male type
-Cockney accent
-Hella annoying

If you already fit all these categories, I'm afraid to say. You are a chav

Damn bro are you excited for chav week?

by EhRandomPLsSub June 24, 2022

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