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Toilet About Face

The uncommon phenomena (predominantly a male occurrence) of standing to go piss but then realizing you have to shit. This occurrence is even more rare when one is seated to shit but upon completion a realization is made that a standing piss is necessary.
"Bro, whut took u soo long?"
"Yo, I thought I just needed to piss but it turned into a toilet about face."
by Oldskooled April 25, 2022
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You’re thinking about it wrong

Ohohoho! Am I!? And what way is that?
The guy that Dr. JeepJorp says should be telling us what to do “It doesn’t matter that they’re being exploited and killings themselves. They don’t need to by the seeds. They don’t need to succeed. They don’t need to NOT be exploited. Shit, they don’t even need to live, my guy!”

An asshole but not a charlatan “Put isn’t there a better way? You know without all the exploitation.”

That other guy “You’re thinking about it wrong.”

Asshole “You mean.... with compassion for the people who are being exploited and killing themselves?”

The other guy (again) “Yes. That is LITERALLY exactly what I meant.”

Hym “WOW!!! Do you see what I’m talking about with these guys Joe? Like.... what the actual fuck WAS that!?”
by Hym Iam November 19, 2022
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All about that BASS

Bass means butt and KIDS BOP SANG IT OML HELP ME!!!
E I’m all about that bass no trouble I’m all about that bass bout that bass no trouble. A boyfriend says to a girlfriend yo I’m all about that bass.
by IM SUS I HAVE A DIRTY MIND September 20, 2022
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Be a Dan about it

When you can't handle what your feeling in an adult way & do whatever to make yourself feel better temporarily
She didn't get what she wanted so she's gonna be a Dan about it again
by Shortbuttmyd***tall September 25, 2022
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we dont talk about the drill

dude we dont talk about this shut the fuck up now thanks
we use this word in a non exsistant sentance only dani is worth talking about the drill so thats why we dont talk about the drill
by AYO SUSSY CUCUMBER CATMAN September 29, 2022
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Did u hear about Mina

It's a VERY disgracing slang-term. It's usually only males that say it But shemales can also say it. People in da hood say it all the time.
August: Did u hear about mina?
Thorbjørn: Mina who?
Augus: Mine balls in your mouth

Thorbjørn: 'crying'
by Quandale pringle Toop October 3, 2022
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Think About It

A phrase stated when expressing your thought or opinion.
"Yeah, but think about it, being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self acceptance."
by thatissofunnyhaha October 6, 2022
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