skin sunglasses

When the woman has been told twice... see wimminz patch.

Dave's wife didn't have breakfast ready so he packed her a pear of skin sunglasses to take to work.

by pepperham June 7, 2010

Cougar Skin

Having slept with a cougar. Analogous to a V-card, which is sleeping with a virgin.

"dude, i got my cougar skin after takin that old broad gome with me!"

by theroweboat December 4, 2011

Chook skins

The skin on your balls that resembles the skin of a plucked chicken

Dave, I can see Jacko's chook skins hanging out his shorts. "Mel" Not just the skins, I can se the head, neck,and gibletts!

by Jethro.q October 28, 2008

skin the chicken

Male masturbation so vigerous and violent, you rub the skin off. Eventually using blood as lubrication.

"Careful bro, you don't wanna skin the chicken. I haven't been able to rub one out since"

by Toxicbullet73 October 1, 2015

sperm skin

When your so fucking white, that you blind others with your mayonnaise ass skin.

Damn, your nickname should be sperm skin because you look like Howie from The Bench Warmers.

by Cum basket November 23, 2016

Skin Cake

When a vagina is so loose it looks like a birthday cake

Hannah: Wanna go screw ????
Bob: Bitch please that pussy is a skin cake!!!

by Otta Beef King May 9, 2013

Skin Wars

A reality show created by Rebecca Romijn on 2014, which featured body painting. It's the most fucking amazing show. Watch it.

Skin Wars is good.

by PonyTardRepellence May 5, 2018