MOM-ATM

What college students hit up when funds are low.

Student- Mom I really need to take the test but it cost $100.00
Mom- I got it covered don't worry.
Student- But I feel guilty hittin' up the MOM-ATM every time I turn around.

by Anotherfallenangel October 4, 2010

mom comedy

something that only a mom would think is funny.
usually is something cute not funny.

movie example: Ice Age is a mom comedy because people who have good sense of humor usually wouldnt think it is a comedy but a mom would.

A book with pictures of cats in it that someone added captions that match the cats facial expression perfectly is an example of a mom comedy.

by quarilari23 November 16, 2010

The Mom Network

Moms' main source of information when finding out what their kids are doing behind their backs. If someone accidentally slips up, that mom will be talking about it with your mom in about 10 minutes.

Adam: oh man, how did all our moms find out about the party we went to on Saturday?

Brandon: Steven told his parents we were seeing a movie instead of going bowling. His mom told Casey's mom, and Casey's mom told your mom, who told my mom.

Adam: The Mom Network strikes again, I see.

by Jackooo! May 26, 2008

like a mom

Similar to like a boss but one level above. The ability to juggle multiple tasks while still keeping your cool.

Today I had to wipe asses, volunteer in the kindergarten classes, navigate the masses in Costco pulling one cart filled with kids and pushing another filled with groceries. Then i changed a shit diaper in van but I handled it like a mom.

by LikeaMom June 6, 2014

your mom

The best insult/response to anything.

Person a: *whispers* What are we doing?!? Person b: YOUR MOM!!!!
Class: OOOOHHHHH!!!!!

by willtheboss June 10, 2014

Your mom

Something idiots say when they have no good comeback

When asked who his favorite porn star was, he said 'Your Mom'

by MicTheLawl June 10, 2014

mom bridezilla

Momozilla- when the mother of the bride turns into the bridezilla.

I didn't agree with my mom on wedding details, she called me a bridezilla, then flipped out over the cake, so I told her she was a, mom bridezilla, Momozilla!!

by chickey85 July 1, 2014