matt damon

a retard or person with a handy cap, usually clumsy people and stupid ones are fit to be called this

say something stupid or that does not make sense....... "MATT DAMON"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Norbert koronczewwski January 18, 2008

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Matt voz

Matt voz is a self described small, petty man. He teaches pretty much every class at a small town hippy school, being well versed in everything between history of tech and catch. A Matt voz sports a shiny bald head, and has tattoos a plenty.

“Meditation is a time to be still, with the exception of maybe some rocking. No, don’t rock. That’s sociopathic.” -Matt voz

by yihsrocks October 18, 2021

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Matt Moore

Vinny V 2.0 - Played in Japan- Makes fan bases suffer

Latest victim: Philadelphia Phillies

Matt Moore just let up 5 runs with two outs. Pain

by Phillies fan April 17, 2021

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Matt Mode

The highest level achievable by Matts, if encountered do not enrage or will engage in violence.

Matt Mode broke a hockey stick on Tommy's back.

by TennisPlayer69 May 26, 2021

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Matt Wellesley

a guitar wielding God, who is obsessed with his retarded girlfriend, Mandie.
(also see, "Mandie")

guy 1: "I wish I could learn guitar so I could play like Matt Wellesley!"

guy 2: "yeah. he's great! Mandie is one lucky girl!"

by warped moustache August 24, 2011

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lindsey and matt

Lindsey and Matt are meant to be they work out together and love each other very very much and are deeply in love Lindsey is a sexy ass who Loves her man Matt who is fine as fine can go and they are meant to be they are soul mates and are meant to be even through struggles and hard times but still are together and love each other very very much and get married and have birthday sex everyday and are madly in love

Lindsey and Matt are in Love
Lindsey and Matt are eternal

by Lindsey and Matt November 21, 2016

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