The biggest fag in the uniiverse. A poor being who wants dick. A poor excuse for a being. A penis lover, man lover.
Hey, do you know "Martin Steezefactor"? You mean that guy who loves to suck dick? Yeah that faggot. He can go to hell!
by Martin Steezefactor October 12, 2008

When you promise to be back in 10 minutes, but disappear for an extended period of time, then come back the next day as if nothing happened.
by R6PTOR April 26, 2025

by ocer101 October 16, 2020

by Big Tooksta February 17, 2022

Martin is a cute guy. He love fanfics and nerdy nerd stuff. He can talk a lot about The Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter. His hair is light brown and his eyes are green like the inside of a cucumber.
You can have a lots of fun with a Martin.
You can have a lots of fun with a Martin.
by sir poofy July 11, 2022

by beckylouwalker May 7, 2022

Someone who does not wipe their hiney, mains caustic and cleared out the dance floor of Pub because something crawled up in his banana cutter and died.
by Jj2096 November 24, 2021
