Tar Monster

When an African-American person is so black, they're skin has a purple tinge.

Jamal, you're a damn Tar Monster!

by Officer Jimmy December 28, 2010

Toothless Monster

When you blow air into a females vagina, then you clamp the beaver clip and then push down on her tummy until you here the toothless monster talk to you.

I was going down a bitch filled her with air slapped her on the abs and yelled talk to me Toothless Monster.

by DaddyStru July 4, 2018

bandwidth monster

The demonic entity that lives somewhere in Yankes' room; it is the source of the Bandwidth that has enveloped the pod. Is most likely controlling and evil, so Yankes must obey it.

Emerson: The smell is so bad again.
Shady: I know MuhBuhDunDunDUH!
E: The Bandwidth Monster needs to be pleased.

by Lower South May 12, 2008

Tick Monster

Not to be confused with a monster tick (the insect).

Tick Monster is a saying mainly used in the urban societies of Hawaii, meaning "very muscular" or "ripped".

Ex1: Ho' brah! Dwayne Johnson is one Tick Monster!

Ex2: Chee, have you seen Trevor? Da guy works out every day, no joke! Dat guy stay one Tick Monstah!

by Prince Treyvon February 7, 2010

Cookie Monstered

Standing over your opponent's bed while you shove cookies into your mouth and chew voraciously, spreading crumbs throughout said opponent's sheets.

I hated his online persona so hard that I went over to his apartment and cookie monstered him hard.

by DJ Starfleet July 17, 2011

Monster frisbee

The term monster frisbee is what you would say to some one when they have done the most horrible thing ever. Like if they called you fat or numb you could just say you monster frisbee. What it means is the meaning to be a frisbee but you are a monster so you are a monster frisbee

You called me fat you monster frisbee. You team killed me you monster frisbee

by Monstermatt June 23, 2018

Monster Dook

A massive pile of phecies intentionally created in a public toilet by six or more individuals by using the toilet in succession of one another.

"That was the best monster dook we've ever made, it rose from the water like a muddy mountain."

by psychobiological April 18, 2010