metafive

a metaphor so good, you want to high-five he/she who shared it with you \\ also: meta5, for those into the brevity thing

Oscar Wilde was Master of Metafives

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 27, 2019

Merve

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by anonymous November 22, 2021

Medicine Hat

The sunshine capital of Canada. Averaging 2,544 hours of sunshine per year. With long hot dry summers and cool to mild winters from the chinooks, Medicine Hat is a great place to live if you’re not into harsh winters.

Miranda: No wonder the guy that wrote The Jungle Book coined Medicine Hat “Hells Basement”, the sun is killing me!!

John: Beats being blown away by the winds in Lethbridge!

by canucks188892 November 3, 2022

Code Ment

Abridging has enjoyed many successes in the art of comedy and anime parody, however some parodies have taken a slighly different route. AbridgeMENTing aims at taking a different approach to the parody field. Purpleeyeswtf (The screen name being a play on LittleKuriboh's new YouTube account: CardGamesFTW) reconstructs the Code Geass television series with characters whose personalities are polar opposites of their original counterparts. What is unique about Code MENT series is that it very loosely follows the actions in the original series. Instead it aims to create an entirely new parody plot line of Code Geass. The series is considered a "parody of a parody". he goal of the abridgement series differs only slightly from abridging, in that it does not hesitate to rid itself of overly serious or dark plot elements to reassemble them into a new type of show altogether. Purpleeyeswtf has a tendency to poke fun at his competitors/comrades in the abridging field (as seen in many episodes including an alternative version of episode 8, where, after some constructive criticism from his cohort he responded by fixing these video bugs and then proceeded to write a new opening (in which his character Lelouch attempts to blow up SXAbridged's Roger Smith from "Big O Abridged"). However the motto of the abridgement series is to: "enjoy and promote others shows" which leads us to believe these acts are good in nature.

C.C.: I still don't follow any of this.

Lelouch: Look, it's really simple. I'm the son of the King of Britannia.

C.C: Then why are you in Japan?

Lelouch: Let me break it down for you. Every nation belongs to one of three major Empires (Australia NO!): Britannia, The Chinese Federation, Britannia, Santa Mario, Kazakhstan (President: Nursultan Nazarbayev... Learning You Some Knowledge), Britannia, Alderaan (Not found), Britannia, Corneria and Britannia.

C.C: I don't even know why I bothered to ask.

Code Ment

by symmetrysouls March 12, 2013

positive mental energy

The Atheist term for positive spiritual energy.

Positive mental energy produces attributes such as Love, Peace and Happiness.

by Kahdlibber October 10, 2017

Mexican fire drill

A Mexican fire drill is when your buddy pukes in a sombrero and when the car is stopped he throws it out the door forcing everyone to run around to the other side to get back in cause their side is now blocked by a puke filled sombrero.

Mac started another Mexican fire drill last night

by Seves July 11, 2021

Show me your tits

Derogatory nickname for a degenerate pervert who spends uncountable amounts of money at strip clubs.

Adam was known as Show Me Your Tits because he spent thousands at the strip clubs every time he partied with the boys in Vegas and had no idea how much money he wasted until his credit card bill showed up the next month because he never learned not to give strippers his credit card info even after all these years, idiot.

by Giggles T. Clown September 1, 2016