Luke Joseph DeSio 

Lucas Joseph DeSio, a world acclaimed sketch artist, was born in Davis, California in 1998. Growing up in Davis, he learned the ins and outs of fermenting beer while working with his grandmother at her pastry shop. Due to the lack of alcoholics in schools, Lucious moved to Sacramento. There he met a young girl and his wife to be, Sophie who introduced him to the culture of "fungus tea". After many failed attempts and billions of dollars spent, Luke discovered the melody to combine fermentation and culturing. He would soon have fame and fortune but mainly, trouble. Luke started to get into prescription vitamins and met a 70's styled tranny, Karl. Their affair was discovered and Luke was shipped back to Paraguay. He is now attending school.

Luke Joseph DeSio couldn't swing after his arms were chopped off

Luke Joseph DeSio by M0THER April 13, 2009

Luke Huffine 

1.A douche bag who has a small pecker(penis). 2. Someone who impulsively lies about almost everything, even when the time isn't appropriate. 3. A man-whore, who will do anything to get down a girl's pants. 4. A person or thing with excessive hair everywhere.

A:Man, that new kid is a Luke Huffine.
B:I know, who does he think he is?

Luke Huffine by Gerade ich und Sie May 4, 2010

luke easton 

perfect with the best hair ever

girl 1: did you see that guys hair?
girl 2: mmm hes totally a luke easton

luke easton by pizzatbqh July 13, 2014

Luke Aronis 

a cotton headed ninny muggins

That guy is Luke Aronis!

Luke Aronis by Young Jamal January 16, 2017

luke mathews 

A very awesome guy. He helps anyone in need and always delivers. People smile when ever he walks by. He is awesome at all sports and has lots of friends

luke mathews is awesome

luke mathews by Naruto2551 April 18, 2017

luke ralston 

Really ducking damn sexy

N. Luke Ralston- the perfect man.hot sexy

luke ralston by Deadpoolfam June 15, 2017

Luke Hill

Straight white male with the patronus of an eagle.

Luke Hill: Hi I’m Luke, I’m a straight white male and I have the patronus of an eagle. I can eat an entire packet of coco pops and still fit on the rides in Coney Island!

Luke Hill by Hellohello0601 June 2, 2018