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Louis's Law

As the duration of a film set grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Harvey Weinstein (if not jokingly) approaches 1.

Coined by a Mr. Louis of the CUNY Brooklyn College Film Department based on his observations of others on different sets.

Like Godwin's Law for film sets.
*On a film set, Person 1 walks by brushes against Person 2*

Person 2: Hey, don't touch me!
Person 3 (to Person 1): Are you trying to be Harvey Weinstein or something?
Person 1: Now hold on a sec...
Person 4: This sounds like a cheap, lazy example of "Louis's Law".
by PKDL May 4, 2018
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child-in-law

gender neutral term for daughter/son- in- law for the nonbinaries / enbys
Sarah: Hi who is this?
Mary: Oh this is my child-in-law!
by crazgirl October 24, 2020
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Simon’s law

Simons law was created by Simon Roberts (me)

And is that every combination of letters that isn’t a word is a number as there are a limited amount of words and an unlimited amount of numbers so numbers has to take every space of every available combinations. This means that “gshvsvsbeiaoqowibshwiaoxjsbsbixSjjwbwjdjnsbuxjebshixdnebebebebebsbsusjjsbsbdjxidosplwbbrbridoxnwbwjaosixjbebsjdjdhcbkeowoakdbbdjdisbsndbdbdbdbdbdbidjsnsbdbdbbdhdhdiw“ is a number just like one or one hundred or a billion but wayyyyyyyy past the highest number that we know of (googolplex) (10^1(100 zeros) this means that numbers over a googolplex that haven’t been invented are free to make so... GO HAM
Wow the person that made Simon’s law must have a very large penis
by DeepppppmannnnnnnnSimon January 12, 2021
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Kuro's Law

Any sexual discussion will ultimately end up with somebody mentioning incest at least once.
Dude 1: My sister is fucking hot.
Dude 2: I'd totally fuck her.
Dude 1: So would I.
Dude 3: Kuro's Law.
by lolkuro June 1, 2014
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Patches' Law

As an object decreases in size, the more it's shape becomes similar to that of a penis.
M1: Do you shove stuff up your butt ?

M2: Only if it's penis shaped.
M1: What if it was a really tiny vagina?
M2: Well, that's basically penis shaped.
M1: Ahh...you're talking about Patches' Law.
by papa patches June 1, 2023
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Benny’s law

Benny’s law is a social phenomenon that occurs when a discussion about role playing games (RPGs) eventually transitions into a discussion about Fallout: New Vegas.
Person 1: “I love it when RPGs have a good revenge story.”
Person 2: “I think Fallout: New Vegas has the best revenge story.”
Person 1: “I am so tired of Benny’s law always occurring in our conversations.”
Person 2: “What are you talking about? It isn’t bad to like New Vegas is it?”
by Ilovefallout2464 May 21, 2021
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O'Brien's Law

There is nothing that the right or the centre of UK politics won't try to evade responsibility for by blaming Corbyn. Named after LBC shock jock James O'Brien.
O'Brien's Law strikes again. Whatever the topic it's all Corbyn's fault.
by Corbynista March 27, 2021
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