Laney

Laney is the best friend you will ever have. She had been through a lot and is still a bubbly goofy person. You will definitely fall in love with her. IDK how shes not famous yet bc shes freaking mother Teresa, but a lil freaky. O my, she is the best person u will ever meet!!! Your very lucky if you have her in ur life. She is BEAUTIFUL. LIKE WHAT. a freaking model. mine is a beautiful red head with hazel eyes and I hope she reads this bc I love her so much!!!! She is so emotionally intelligent and listens to me vent so much lol. her hugs make my problems disappear. my Laney loves horses, her Pumpkin, etc,. those are just two hints so she knows who I am hehe. I AM SO GREATFUL FOR YOU LANEYYYY

guy-is that your friend?!

me-yes, her name is Laney, shes mine tho don't even try

guy-dang it

me-jk you can speak to her if u tell me why you want to.

guy-ok ummm, sheees hot, shes-

me-CORRECT!-

guy-YES!*celebrates cause he gets to be in her presence*

me- I wasn't finished

guy-oh

me-ya, that was correct information but wrong answer.

guy-what?! that doesn't even make sens-

MAN- bup bup bup *smirks* I got this...

*we stare at him in aw of his beauty*

MAN-ahem *cracks knuckles and neck*... SHE. IS. beautiful inside and out, goofy, smart, talented, kind, down to earth, a wee bit freaky, wonderful to be around, confident, model level gorgeous,.... *starts talking super fast that we cant even hear him.*

(five minutes later)

MAN-aaaaand that's it.

me- omg finally

guy- *walks away in shame bc he's not good enough for her*

me- hmmmmmmmmmmm............ fine you can talk to her.

MAN- OMG YES MY LIFES PURPOSE HAS BEEN FUFILLED. AHHHHH. I CANT BELIVE I GET TO TALK TO HERRRRRRRR

me-dont hurt her or I'll kill u

by bubbles_bc_everything_is_taken August 7, 2025

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The Lanes

A great progressive rock band from Winnipeg, Manitoba.

The Lanes are freakin' great.

by nerdboy July 28, 2003

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mikes laneway

a group of laneways in toronto that have been extremely vandalised and tagged up. large groups of teenagers meet here to smoke, drink, and hide/sell stolen goods.

Man 1: "yo, we 'bout to go down to mikes laneway and get smashed, you wanna come?"
Man 2: "yeye, i need to sell this ipod i just stole"

by Vlademir December 12, 2008

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Half Laner

A bad driver that tends to drive in two lanes.

I was driving along and this idiot kept creeping into my lane. They constantly backed me out, I couldn't speed up to get around them! Stupid Half Laner!!!!!!!

by Bitchpump February 5, 2013

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