P Load

Cannabis industry slang for a product known as "PhosphoLoad".

Phosphoload is a "nutrient" made using a chemical called paclobutrazol, its usage causes buds/nugs to be unusually heavy and dense.

P Load is banned in plants meant for human consumption and is known to cause cancer.
"Dont smoke that shit, that dude is growing with P Load"

"All those nugs on Instagram are definitely grown using P Load"
by Joemamaniss November 3, 2021
mugGet the P Loadmug.

smyess load

(sm-yes) n. an overly decorated or exaggerated person, place, or thing;
v. to greatly overdo something; most frequently used to refer to one's appearance
Dude...either take off the necklace, the bracelet, the earrings, the chain wallet, the watch, the belt buckle, the sunglasses, or the hat, because you are totally smyess loading it.
by Tsnake250 January 1, 2008
mugGet the smyess loadmug.

The Load

Words added to a headline by a writer in a desperate attempt to lessen its incongruency with his or her political agenda
Mike (reading) DeSantis signs anti-vax mandate into law even as some supporters grumble.
Jen: I'm so sick of The Load these days.
Mike: The Load?
Jen: Yeah. The shit that journalists add to the headline like "even as some supporters grumble". There are no grumbling supporters. It's just shit that journalists add to headlines because the story doesn't fit their sad little socialist agenda.
Mike: Fox News does the same fucking thing!
Jen: So that makes it all okay?
Mike: Uh... No. So I guess you're right this time.
Jen: Now THAT is a fucking headline!
by geekmalone November 18, 2021
mugGet the The Loadmug.

cottage cheese load

When you don’t whack off for a week or plow out your old lady and drop a batch on some strumpets glasses you plowed out in the bathroom of the local dive pub.
Dam I just left a cottage cheese load on some gal in the bathroom all she needed was some sliced peaches with that cottage cheese load
by Salchi Poppa February 18, 2022
mugGet the cottage cheese loadmug.

loaded

i'm fu**in loaded
by Remired December 19, 2003
mugGet the loadedmug.

Musket Loading

Stuffing a zyn into your penis, like how one would load a musket
“Musket loading makes this shit hit different bruh”
by Oneskin twoskin Threeskin July 26, 2024
mugGet the Musket Loadingmug.

90% loading bar

90% loading bar is what someone has if they have a habit of finishing a task to 90% of what was needed to be done
I asked John to clean the dishes but I forgot he has a 90% loading bar so now I have to finish it myself
by Scribe-Blur June 11, 2017
mugGet the 90% loading barmug.

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