Alice Kelly

She’s a big fat slut who has no eyebrows. She’s so fat you can hear her footsteps from a mile away.

Lola and Freya :)
Random girl: you see that girl, Alice Kelly, she’s a big whore
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Alice Kelly

A mean bitch face slut who has no eyebrows, so fat you can hear her footsteps from a mile away, she’s a right tit.

From Freya and Lola :)
Random girl: omg have you seen that fat pig Alice Kelly over there! She’s a whore.
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Jim Kelly

Hall of Fame Quartback for the Buffalo Bills in the 80’s and 90’s. Known as a QB with a Linebacker’s mentality in the national media, he led his team to 4 straight Super Bowl appearances during the 1990 - 1993 seasons - all losses. These tough games did not diminish the opinion of his adopted hometown fans, and attends many big games on the sidelines at the re-named New Era field, always to large ovations upon appearance.

Considered everywhere to be the complete opposite of Tom Brady in that he is honest, kind, charitable, and has integrity. Especially given that he wasn’t a
“That guy is a total Jim Kelly, while buddy over there is a total Tom Brady type douche
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Tyson Kelly

yo that dude is totally rad shawty, must be tyson kelly
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Tyler Kelly

Tyler Kelly is my king
P1: Hey, did you see TYLER KELLY caught the game winning touchdown last game??
P2: Yes, he makes me so horny and I want him to have my babies!!
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R. Kelly Hydropump

Tom R. Kelly Hydropumped tammi last night.
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