Saltine crackers topped with a spread of pre-chewed saltine crackers. A popular snack and Kelly's sleepovers.

To make Kelly Crackers:
1. Chew up some saltines
2. Use your tongue to spread the chewed saltine onto a still-in-tact saltine
3. Serve this to your party guests - don't tell them what the spread is unless they specifically ask.
I just made some fresh Kelly Crackers, want some?
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A famous horizontally challenged celebrity and he loves eating Big Chungi, he's a gay faggot and he sexually harasses girls. He calls me at 3 am and tells me that he wet the bed and he does the 3 am challenge.
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A famous horizontally challenged celebrity and he loves eating Big Chungi, he's a gay faggot and he sexually harasses girls. He calls me at 3 am and tells me that he wet the bed and he does the 3 am challenge.
by The real lord chungus January 15, 2019
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A person who is sentenced to 30 years in prison
Person 1:you know r Kelly was sentenced to prison…
Person2: wth 😭
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R. Kelly a rapper who raped underaged girls.

A very uncomfortable joke used for people who are underage because of R. Kelly’s raping underaged girls or for doing something weird.
“R. Kelly is gonna get you!” Told to an underage person.
*Does something very weird*
“Bro stop doing that or else your gonna end up like R. Kelly” *backs away a little bit with a quick shiver*
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A R&B singer who is talented but also very guilty of serious crimes towards women and people under-age.
Did you heard about R. Kelly? He has been sent to prison! Yes, I know he's talented. But also very guilty!
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