Jim Edward Cain

A bloody legand who is sensitive and a legand a footy

Did you see jim Edward Cain last night

by Hdbsusbdbf March 19, 2019

Jim Clanker Laws

Similar to Jim Crow laws, these laws enforce segregation between humans and robots/AI.

We need Jim Clanker laws, and we need them now! I don't want my kids sharing a classroom with a clanker!

by JohnALiberal October 3, 2025

jim

the guy at every party

u know that guy in the corner?
-yeah that’s jim

remember the party last saturday? mark mack was standing on top of the counter.
-i know he was such a jim

by reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecanto December 4, 2022

Jim Tucker

The act of tucking ones male genitalia behind thighs in able to give the appearance of having a female genitalia

That's not a woman he's just got the ol' Jim Tucker going on

by Ivana Bologna April 3, 2022

Jim Howard

An asshole who's never had a girlfriend, and thus chooses to be that annoying friend who hates anyone else in a relationship.

Girl 1: Did you hear about the guy who pulled a Jim Howard?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's so unhappy by himself that he decided to ruin his friend's relationship! What an asshole.
Girl 1: It's totally unforgivable when someone pulls a Jim Howard. How dare they do that to their friend?

by That Friend November 19, 2017

Jim in

Someone who joins in on a conversation. That they aren’t involved in

Someone Jim in to feel part of the conversation

by jack grimmer October 28, 2019

Jim Spratt's Disease

Jim Spratt's disease is a progressive neurodegenerative disease that affects nerve cells in the anal or oral cavity depending on the contact you made with Jim Spratt. Most recipients of Jim Spratt's Disease are celebrities and singing sensations from the early 1970s. After first contact with James "aka Jim" Spratt you will initially experience the following symptoms: muscle weakness, problems with coordination, stiff muscles, loss of muscle, muscle spasms, or overactive reflexes, difficulty speaking, vocal cord spasm, or impaired voice, fatigue or feeling faint, difficulty swallowing, drooling, lack of restraint, mild cognitive impairment, severe constipation, severe unintentional weight loss, shortness of breath, or difficulty raising the foot. You will eventually succumb to some form of cancer from Jim Spratt's Disease, usually anal or oral cancer.

Farrah Fawcett died from complications of Jim Spratt's Disease.

by SgtSpratt November 18, 2017