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Inception Fucked

Passing out wasted, and waking up on edibles.
I forgot I ate that weed brownie, now I’m Inception Fucked!
by Keri Romeo January 25, 2019
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Incest

Incest means having sex with someone from your family. This was a common thing back in the days but is not considered normal any longer unless you live in Alabama where it's still considered perfectly normal to fuck and marry your cousin.
Alabama person: so this is my wife Karen

Normal person: Ohh I thought Karen was your sister

Alabama person: Yeah she is my sister, but she is also my wife

Normal person: But that's incest

Alabama person: I really don't see the problem
by Cute lil bitch March 18, 2019
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Incessant fucking

you two would never get anything done if you lived together because incessant fucking is just part of you!
sorry it wouldnt let me add it in grammatically correct
you two would never get anything done if you lived together because you'd be incessantly fucking
by wow28980 March 18, 2019
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Icelandic Yule Lads

The Icelandic Yule Lads are 13 small dwarves that visit you on a day of Christmas. Each one is there to cause trouble in their own specific way.

Sheep-Cote Clod: Harrases sheep but he is caught many times because of his peg legs.

Gully Gawk: Hides in a gully to steal cow’s milk

Stubby: Incredibly short and steals pans to eat the crust of of them

Spoon Licker: Licks all your spoons and is incredibly thin on account of malnutrition

Pot Licker: Steals Leftovers from pots

Bowl Licker: Hides under your bed to then grab your bowl and lick what left in it

Door Slammer: Slams doors at night

Skyr Gobbler: steals and consumes your Skyr

Sausage Swiper: Hides in the rafters and steals your sausages when you turn your back

Window Peeper: Looks through windows with binoculars to search for things to steal

Doorway Sniffer: Has an abnormally large nose which he uses to search for bread

Meat Hook: Uses a hook to steal meat

Candle Stealer: Follows children so he can steal their candles which are actually edible
The Icelandic Yule Lads have caused much mischief this year.
by Tatertot Productions March 19, 2019
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Incest Sauce

When two people of the same family decide to have sex and mix together their blood or cum.
I’m going to clean up this incest sauce
by Thegirlfool22 June 18, 2019
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Incentive Zero

'Incentive Zero' is a term which conceptually captures the utter nonsense of apocalypse as an incentive
'All we need is incentive zero and all the bad guys go away so we can start over again and be saved'

'My revolutionary platform requires incentive zero for success'

'Bro, incentive zero is something lazy people use when they can't figure out the difficult problems and don't want to try'
by cbabel August 23, 2019
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Incest

by Senor Yeet September 27, 2019
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