Im a Mega wanker

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im dead for you

I love you so much it hurts- I'm dead. Whatever you did made me laugh or smile a LOT in appreciation for you.

Sister: *sends pic of her baby doing something cute and silly*
Me: OMG IM DEAD FOR YOU baby! I LOVE HER!

by Juniegirl709 September 16, 2023

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The question of one person doing a sexual act on the phone and saying “I’m doing it are you” to ensure one person isn’t being too weird

John says “hey Lisa I put a toothbrush up my bum. im doing it are you ?”

Lisa replies “yes John I’m doing it too!”

by JDsmithster June 12, 2024

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you most certinally are.

1: im clever!
2:ok...

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-"Have you watched Hey Im Zomee recently?"
-"Yeah, man, he's so fat!"

by CoolDude234534534 January 21, 2019

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If you want to unfollow someone, make sure you remove they from your followers list, im not your fans.

"who are you?"

"im not your fans def-"

by your beloved fans January 12, 2024

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It means that your crush is not into you at all

by Jack pauler January 24, 2020

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