human goo

The result of an oily build up from human contact left behind on high volume touchable surfaces, that attracts airborne particles leaving a grimy residue noticeable by touch

The backside of this handle is covered in human goo

by Chef Tortuga March 6, 2017

Humans

A bunch of dumbasses who kill each other and waste shit. They are also very sexual and enjoy getting drunk

Most humans are bad, but. The ones like trump are the worst

by Furious Destroyer April 11, 2017

human cigar

When a girl takes a hit from a vape, then she proceeds to give a man a blowjob while slowly exhaling, making it look like she is smoking his dick.

Adam:Did you know Jessica smokes?
Dhruv:No
Danny:Yeah she took a hit from a human cigar

by Cool kids 26 May 21, 2017

Human Cinnamon

Its a person on Instagram,Twitter,Tumblr and blog. Shes really nice and sweet and she takes kick-ass photos. (her name is Pavithra)

Hey. Have you read the article on human cinnamon blog? Its pretty cool

by RichardSullivanVanDaunge December 4, 2017

Human pudding

human pudding is a combination of semen,blood,vomit,urine,mucus and other bodily fluids.

dude i did a metal dan on some kid down the street and we made human pudding

by xenbutt December 7, 2017

Human Fag

A person that is a waste of space/air and exceeds the normal levels of faggot.

“See that guy over there he is human fag.”

by Meat Fest 73 June 14, 2018

Human bayblade

When you tear off a triple amputee last limb then proceed to spin him/her/other yelling bayblade bayblade let it rip

I used my friend as a human bayblade

by Fuck your pseudonym May 10, 2018