As defined by Stephen Colbert:
a) pure jaw-dropping badassery
b) an undefined illicit sex act involving a pair of moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
a) pure jaw-dropping badassery
b) an undefined illicit sex act involving a pair of moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Man 1: Did you have a good time at that party last night?
Man 2: Oh yeah! We got our Canada's History on last night!
Man 2: Oh yeah! We got our Canada's History on last night!
by snapcrakklepop February 5, 2010
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Hey you guys going to the Canada's History party over at Jasper and Wilmas house tonight? Were gonna watch the hockey game after the festivities.
by Techno Beaver February 5, 2010
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The sexual act of inserting a maple-syrup-filled Stanley Cup into a woman's anus while the man wears moose antlers on his crotch which he uses to pleasure the womans vagina. All while singing Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie's "The War of 1812"
by ZimMan2 February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.A sexual act I dare not speak out loud, but I will type it. It involves you and a partner, a dead moose or deer, maple syrup, and the stanley cup. First, you take the moose/deer antler and shove it up the partners asshole. Then take the antler out, make the partner take a dump inside the stanley cup, pour maple syrup all over it, then make the partner eat it. Then, take the antlers again and stick it in every hole not filled, and then shove it in forcefully, while they continue to eat the maple syrup covered poop. Then, read to them the World Book's article on Canada, while they have been bleeding and eating there own fecal matter. Then when the cops find the body, you should have written on the wall in fecal matter and blood "CANADA'S HISTORY".
"Awhh man I totally Canada's Historied her last night"
"Dude thats disgusting! Didn't you know Canada's History is illegal? I think you should lay low for a while, you're probably wanted for murder.
"Dude thats disgusting! Didn't you know Canada's History is illegal? I think you should lay low for a while, you're probably wanted for murder.
by Droog87 February 8, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.A point in time where our English founders decided to take ice and frozen wasteland coupled with sickness and countless acres of woodland over the nice sunny beaches with nothing to do but relax.. cuz there arent any fucking winters
by ClawoftheBeast February 4, 2010
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Any lame event that one of your dumb ass friends believes that either you or they witnessed or performed first. There's simply no way in Hell anyone else could have ever experienced something remotely similar.
Any lame event that one of your dumb ass friends believes that either you or they witnessed or performed first. There's simply no way in Hell anyone else could have ever experienced something remotely similar.
Your dump was so rancid it was historical!
Did you see the bitch that Kent nailed the other night? Historical!
Did you see the bitch that Kent nailed the other night? Historical!
by siddNullus February 14, 2009
Get the historical mug.A sexual act that involves burnt pubic hair covered in wax that is in the shape of a dildo used to apply lubricant to the clevage of a 500 pound prostitute from Alabama so that her dog can lick peanut butter off her arm pit.
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