Hayder

A fat fuck who scored a goal, is very very fat, and also very fat aswell

woah did he just score? "yeah man hes a total hayder"

by Henigga October 23, 2023

haydan

a jerk. he may be good-looking but hes a total jerk. haydan if ur seeing this, fuck you.

girl 1: omg i think i like haydan
girl 2: nah u shldnt hes a total jerk and a player
girl1: what? idc.

*1 yr later*

girl 1: WAAAAA HE WAS PLAYING WITH ME
girl 2: i told u so

by emmaaaaaaa_1 November 2, 2023

Hayden

A name, usually the name of a fucken asshole. Synonyms: Turd burglar, Jive turkey

Why is everyone dogging on kyle, at least he isn’t a hayden

by BigDenerG November 5, 2023

handnesia

Handnesia is when you owe a guy money, but you give him a handjob instead of paying him, so he "forgets" you haven't paid him

Didn't Kill owe you $40?
Yeah, but she gave me a handjob the other night and now I don't want to ask her for it because she'll think I'm cheap.
She got you with the old handnesia trick

by Your fav yogurt throat puncher November 6, 2023

Hayano

Sorry mommy Sorry mommy Sorry mommy Sorry mommy Sorry mommy Sorry mommy Sorry mommy Sorry mommy Sorry mommy

"Sorry Sorry mommy Sorry mommy Sorry mommy Sorry mommy Sorry mommy Sorry mommy Sorry mommy Sorry momm Hayano"

by Felifou.weebu_69 November 7, 2023

Hayden Legs

Stumpy legs with weak knees.

*falls down the stairs at wetherspoons*

"good god! Have you got Hayden Legs or something?!"

by Chumlee Johnson November 18, 2023

Haylnn

The finest girl in ur grade

Damn did you see Haylnn today?

by Elijah Brown November 19, 2023