Having Your Bumps Felt

Source - medieval times, where healers would feel lumps bumps on scull, trying to diagnose the illness

The ones with the largest bumps and lumps were likely delirious and didn't make much sense.

So, the term having your bumps felt is usually a retort to a statement or remark from a person, or a situation where the issue is quite bizarre, or unbelievable or stupid.

Can't believe he stuck his hand in that stuff..."He needs his bumps felt"

I would have put blocks under that truck ..."when he gets out of hospital, he should consider having his bumps felt"

You "Having Your Bumps Felt Today" ....that was crazy !!

by 007professor007 March 30, 2010

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I have a blue car

Originating from internet forums where miscellaneous discussers made it easier to brag by just saying "I have a blue car"

Sure you got laid last weekend but I have a blue car.

by Sementman November 02, 2006

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have good and get give

Enjoy all the things coming and going your way. Usually said while passing a co worker down the hall. Buff Tanner was caught saying that, and it's caught on like wildfire in DFW area.

Dude 1: I gotta go! I just got paged by that nympho.
Dude 2: Aight! Have good and get give!

by Leif April 04, 2005

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I have 3 balls

A phrase meaning: "I am special" (not 'special' in the handicapable sense). Used when someone ask what makes you so special or what your problem is. Or commonly used when bored or striking up a conversation with a woman (not really). I think I should note that I really do have 3 testicles (for your consideration ladies).

My Homeboy:"What makes you so special that makes you able to rap you cracka!?"

Me:"I have 3 balls..."

My Homeboy:"Woah... Forget I asked..."

by Mista Flow AKA The Fiend February 14, 2009

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