Hocus Pocus

The act of deeply breathing in the aroma of a hot woman’s booty. To be performed in the same manner as the witches breathing in the glowing auras of their victims in the beloved 1993 film, Hocus Pocus.

“My girl came home from the gym yesterday, and before she washed, I made damn sure to Hocus Pocus her sweaty booty!”

by Showstick September 24, 2018

Field Hockey

a sport designed for butchy females who have thunder thighs and act like dudes

john: yo who are those girls who have monstrous legs?

tom: they are girls who play field hockey

john: fuckin butches..

by DFAC May 25, 2012

hocake

A word used to describe a female.

The hocake made me cookies.

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

Hockey

A game for nerds.

"Oh my god. You like hockey? Nerd."

by omega yeet October 13, 2018

Field hockey

Worst version of hockey, it’s hockey but for pussies who can’t handle the speed and physicality of ice hockey, shouldn’t even be called hockey.

Guy #1“Hey did you know Daniel plays hockey”
Guy #2 “he must be pretty tough then”
Guy #1 “he plays field hockey....”
Guy #2 “what a fucking pussy”

by Bastardized69 August 18, 2018

hock-cock-sandwich

a hock-cock-sandwich is when your traveling out of town and stop at a little shithole deli to get a sandwich and some drink

and the rednecks see your faggity mazda parked outside and assume your a bitch ass yankee and then hock a loogy in your sandwich then pass it down the line and peform numerous jizzing and spitting actions onto it they may even suck eachother off and then spit the cum onto it

hey dude did you get us some food in there?

yeah nick but i dont think those rednecks liked me

damn i hope they didnt give us hock-cock-sandwiches

fuck.. they did.. godamn it...

it was probally the mazda were driving

by danieltoshington February 2, 2010

field hockey player

a twenty-something female of substantial size.

The blonde chick is hot, but her friend is a field hockey player

by jack September 4, 2004