Canada's History

A sexual move that involves taking a shrimp deveiner to your partner's dick.

I'm not walking straight after learning a little about Canada's history last night.

by missingyes February 4, 2010

history of carrot

the history of king William making carrot orange. in 1500 king William III grew a shit ton of carrots but they were FUCKING purple or some shit so they magically made them orange

I fucking hate purple carrots!

Me too lets make them orange.

fuck yeaaaaa! history of carrot

by laclaclac February 4, 2025

Canada's History

Taking the most vile sexual act you've ever committed and using the term "Canada's History" to refer to it among close friends.

Remember when that girl aspirated on my shit when I pulled a, ahem, "Canada's History" on her, and left her in a ditch afterward?

by colbertfan91918 February 4, 2010

whig history

A biased interpretation of history justifying a particular point of view.

The defendant’s Whig history of what happened was a blatant attempt to justify their actions.

by Robert Mansour April 20, 2023

Canada's History

When multiple parties in an orgy end up with multiple digits in the wrong orifices.

That orgy went so bad last night...totally Canada's History

by fattunesy February 4, 2010

canada's history

a very kinky and skill full sex act

The first scene of the porno envolved canada's history

by lovableditz February 19, 2010

I, ANgel JOsE RObles Arisesisa Aresesia THe Best Lyricist In Human History Records By ANgel JOse RObles, I

I, ANgel JOsE RObles Arisesisa Aresesia THe Best Lyricist In Human History Records By ANgel JOse RObles, I

I, ANgel JOsE RObles Arisesisa Aresesia THe Best Lyricist In Human History Records By ANgel JOse RObles, I

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025