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haphiliate

*to haphiliate, haphilated, or haphiliating.*
A word meaning, hyperness and happyness, combined with a few random outbursts of emotion, such as laughter.
"How are you?"
"I am wonderful, and haphiliated. HAHAHA"
by Brianna Lynn January 11, 2009
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Happy Meal Kid

Kid on the internet who has a really high voice.

So high that it actually distorts your speakers and sounds like a *Happy Meal Toy.

*Those ones with the thin solid plastic and the triangle hole screws. As if anyone would ever want to take one of those toys apart.
High Voice: Oh man I owned that noob!
Cody: SHUT THE FUCK UP KID!
Casey: Haha. your voice is so high!
McKenzie: Oh my god he sounds like a Happy Meal Toy
Casey: Let's call him Happy Meal Kid.
by CracistCrayon May 6, 2009
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Happier than a two peckered puppy

Joe: I bet that guy who won the lottery was happier than a two peckered puppy
Steve: Two peckered?
Joe: Well have you ever seen how happy a puppy with one pecker is?...imagine one that has two. Right?
by jrwright August 22, 2011
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happy box

A box that contains sex toys, and related items.
Have you seen what is in your girl's happy box?
by alex1953strings March 1, 2014
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Happy-poopy-time

Sharing the act of defecation with someone you love and/or respect.
Hello friend, would you care for some happy-poopy-time?
I can't believe you already went, what about our happy-poopy-time?

He isn't worth your happy-poopy-time.
by Hoemoes July 16, 2016
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Hapsburging

The act of having sex with your first cousin or any family member closer than that.
Bob: Who's your idol?
Morgan: Man I love me Charles II! I love him so much i'm straight hapsburging my cousin. My kid boutta get that jaw.
by Thotticus January 25, 2019
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Stealing Happy Hours

A term used to describe the smoking of cannabis.

Also a song name off of 311's 1997 album "Transistor".
"Hey Bobby, what are you doing after class today?"
"Going home and eating dinner with my family.."
"FUCK THAT! I'll be at home Stealing Happy Hours! You should come over."
"Dude, good idea. I'll bring the dank."
by Hilikus421 January 21, 2010
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