Instead of saying ‘god bless you’ when someone sneezes, say ‘goblin-shoes’. Goblins are just as fairy tale like and made up as god is, so have a little fun when someone sneezes.
by Oakleigh’s January 17, 2022
The little goblin in your ass, feasting on foods, turning them into shit, waking up and telling your body about it, and helping you take it out. If you don't take it out, eventually, it will either kill you or force it out by itself.
Jake: *chillin*
Jake: yo dude, I think my ass goblin is waking up.
Michael: I think you need to take a shit.
Jake: yo dude, I think my ass goblin is waking up.
Michael: I think you need to take a shit.
by Stupid Af July 25, 2021
A creature shrouded in mystery, it's very name misleads people in search of it. The ass goblin isn't a goblin which resides in the buttocks. But from behind it's façade It does in fact simply spend it's entire existence eating out its own ass. Only taking brief moments to spout out closet narcissism.
Sarah said to Jackson " You're such an Ass Goblin, no one can talk unless you dictate the conversation"
Jackson replied "but you just don't say the right things and this one time when I was a kid...".
Jackson replied "but you just don't say the right things and this one time when I was a kid...".
by Streaks and Marks March 23, 2018
Somebody who lives in an darkened bedroom with a laptop screen as their only source of light, becoming gradually more pasty and antisocial. They spend all their time watching YouTube and playing games and only leave their lair to eat, drink, shit or piss. If you try to take their laptop away, they go all Gollum on your ass.
by Dr. Volospian January 20, 2023
Theres sperm goblins in the woods
by SlinkyDick July 03, 2022
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 04, 2022
My friend's brother just called me the f-slur. I don't know why he's so homophobic, he literally has a boyfriend. God, he's such a fucking closet goblin!