Touch grass

Ugh, ew, you're not fucking your look alike are you!? Ugh!

Hym "Touch grass is a Bett Cooper thing, you're not fucking your look alike are you!? Cus your wife is ugly and you're a narcissist so I wouldn't put it past you... Gross."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

Guy grass

When you deep throat a man so deep, that his pubic hairs also fill your mouth.

One of the Smart Kids favorite activities, is to Guy Grass each other.

by DigBick NTS July 9, 2021

Grow the grass

A modern alternative to the phrase "cut the crap". It is used in a playful yet direct manner to tell someone to stop being fake, stop talking in circles,or stop wasting time with nonsense . It encourages the person to be 'straight'. With the literal meaning as the grass grows straight so you need to be straight to the point.

"I'm tired of all these excuses . Grow the grass and tell me exactly what happened last night!

by Priychaotic January 21, 2026

Grass Gooch

The area between one's house and their fellow neighbor's house, typically a medium sized piece of land

The Grass Gooch between me and my neighbor's house is huge!

by The Joyful Chud January 28, 2026

Grass

You should touch it.

Go touch some grass.

by Gunterson Gunterguntarsonson January 31, 2026