Five Fucking Hours!

Noun; A period of time while you are high on any substance because time goes amazingly slow.

Person 1: Hey mannn, what time is it?
Person 2: 10:00.
*silence*
Person 1: Dudeee, what time is it now?
Person 2: It's still 10:00.
Person 1: ITS BEEN 10:00 FOR FIVE FUCKING HOURS!

by FiveFuckinHours July 22, 2009

bull fucking horseshit

an exclamation claiming disbelief

similar to bullshit, but with far more emphasis and humor

john: hey steve! I finally got laid by emily!

steve: BULL FUCKING HORSESHIT! I went out for her with two months and we never fucked!

by usualsuspectgigity November 29, 2011

Holy fucking shit

A piece of shit that is fucking something so it becomes holy (doesn’t make any sense? Yeah I know)

James: holy fucking shit look at her ass
Jack:Damn boy that’s a thick fucking ass

by HolyJesusWhatTheFuckIsThat? July 24, 2019

I will fucking end you

If Kadyn says this to you, you might wanna run cause he is gonna fucking end you, he can and will hunt you down and you'll probably die in a horrid way .

Trey: KADYN SAID "I will fucking end you", HELP!

Tim: Go grab the gun and hide i'll try to buy you sone time.

by Krax101 September 11, 2016

Hand-fucking

When a women makes her hand shaped like a vagina and the male fucks it like he would a vagina

She allowed me to get a great hand-fucking in last night. I don't even know what base I got to!

by Blazeon69 March 7, 2012

Pie Fucking

The act of fucking a pie.

"I went into John's room last night. And there he was, just pie fucking an apple pie. It was disgusting."

by 3nn December 16, 2008

bull mother fucking shit

The response for when someone is telling huge porkies.

Tony: I always clean up after myself.

Sharon: Bull mother fucking shit.

by Aceeeeeeeee January 18, 2017