Miami Fried Dough

First you have to have one volunteer to be jizzed on. Either male or female will work. They must strip down to nothing while 70 men wank off and jizz all over the volunteer. Be careful though. All 70 of the men must jizz at the same time so jizz is still liquidy. Once the volunteer is jizzed on, roll them in flour and rub olive oil or canola oil onto the volunteer. Once you are done oiling the volunteer, throw them out onto the beaches of Miami to fry in the sun. That is how you make a Miami fried dough.

A: Dude, Jimmy volunteered for a Miami fried dough and he didn't know what it was.

B: No way dude!

A: He crisped up good

by DingleHopper August 30, 2013

h fried

The horrifying result of IOS trying to autocorrect "what?"

Recipient: "duuude, guess what?"

Deliverer: "H Fried?"

Recipient: WUT

by Christherobin December 17, 2013

Deep Fried Balls

When a man fucks a girl in the butthole and the balls of the man are hitting the fanny (panny) of the girl. that's the moment when the balls are getting deep fried

X: "So you had sex last night"
Y: "yeh i've got Deep Fried Balls."

by FUQBOII October 23, 2014

jeepers fried chicken

Euphemism for "jesus christ"

Jeepers fried chicken, cut that shit out!

by toosilly January 8, 2015

Deep fried teabag

Like regular 'teabag' but with a ginger bawsack doing the dipping

Aye, I gied her the deep fried teabag last night

by Count Jockula July 24, 2015

sizzle fried

The mental state of smoking to much marijuana.

It's time to get sizzle fried!

by Aphorist March 21, 2016

deep fried burger

When you shit your pants ans forget about it then it becomes crusty and flakey.

Look at that guy he has crusty shit on his ass! You mean deep fried burger.

by Hines420 May 26, 2016