A "friend" who really isn't a friend at all, but rather assumes that they are your friend and becomes very needy and dependent on you because you are their only "friend" they have.
Friend 1: You're driving Kayla to and from school for the rest of the year?
Friend 2: ....Yeah...
Friend 1: I thought you hated her!
Friend 2: She's a parasitic friend
Friend 2: ....Yeah...
Friend 1: I thought you hated her!
Friend 2: She's a parasitic friend
by HollaShawty May 26, 2010
Get the parasitic friendmug. a friend who will talk to you anytime if you need to talk or something even in the middle of the night
ppl 1: ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz
cell phone: (atreyu ringtone)ring!!!
ppl 1:(wakes up) hello?
ppl 2: (snif, snif)my hampster isnt moveing (snif) i think hes dead!(snif, snif)
ppl 1: kk close your eyes, relax, reach out slowly and see if it bites...good thing im your anytime friend!!!
cell phone: (atreyu ringtone)ring!!!
ppl 1:(wakes up) hello?
ppl 2: (snif, snif)my hampster isnt moveing (snif) i think hes dead!(snif, snif)
ppl 1: kk close your eyes, relax, reach out slowly and see if it bites...good thing im your anytime friend!!!
by lenore666 March 12, 2007
Get the anytime friendmug. To bury a friend you mean to bury old friends in your mind that you used to be close with.
If you was friends with some, but now you don’t speak, you can say that you have beried them and no longer think about them. You also don’t think about memories with them.
If you was friends with some, but now you don’t speak, you can say that you have beried them and no longer think about them. You also don’t think about memories with them.
I’ve buried loads of friends/ I’ve had to bury a friend
James: remember *name*
You*: yeah, I’ve buried him/her now.
James: remember *name*
You*: yeah, I’ve buried him/her now.
by Shhhxoxo February 22, 2019
Get the Bury a friendmug. A true friend is someone who has touched your heart and will stay there. Someone you care for, who cares for you. Someone you can do the stupidest things around and always be forgiven. Someone you'll instantly remember in ten years because they are in your heart and not just your mind. They have the ability to change you, even if they don't. They will be etched in your memories forever.
I was lost on a business trip, walking around near Chelsea, London when I suddenly saw someone I knew was who, but couldn't remember. I hadn't seen his face in ten years, but our eyes met, and without saying a word, he took me to his car and asked me where I was going.
Yesterday I realized how some people that I hung out with didn't really care for me. We had common interests, had fun together, did stuff together, but I knew something was missing when they looked at me strangely after I started shouting "BOOM HEADSHOT! I could dance all day, I could dance all day, c'mon try and hit me, try and hit me! BOOM HEADSHOT" as we were playing Halo. They aren't my true friends.
Yesterday I realized how some people that I hung out with didn't really care for me. We had common interests, had fun together, did stuff together, but I knew something was missing when they looked at me strangely after I started shouting "BOOM HEADSHOT! I could dance all day, I could dance all day, c'mon try and hit me, try and hit me! BOOM HEADSHOT" as we were playing Halo. They aren't my true friends.
by blauenlanze December 9, 2008
Get the true friendmug. tom meet jerry through bob. bob is friends with both tom and jerry. so now tom and jerry are friends.
soooo tom meet jerry through a mutual friends/friend.
soooo tom meet jerry through a mutual friends/friend.
by mmmashley December 16, 2007
Get the mutual friendsmug. Hello, my friend. What can I get you today, my friend? Shish-taouk? Perfect. That will be ten dollars, my friend. Thank you my friend.
by yodelmoustache January 13, 2011
Get the my friendmug. Finding himself dateless on a Friday night, Jenkins decided to call his breast friend Leanna to hang out.
by fisherich September 16, 2009
Get the breast friendmug.