Dura-Flame Log

Taking a crap on a your partners chest and sticking in a lit sparkler.

I set off the fire alarm last night when I gave her a Dura-Flame Log.

by 3219 March 21, 2010

Inverse Farmer

Also known as a soccer tan.

Wearing long socks on a sunny day, causing a tan line to appear mid to high calf.

Look at my inverse Farmer from yesterday, I'm never wearing knee high socks to the beach again!

by Roxy041793 July 13, 2010

farmer's tan

More appropriately used by one who works outside all day long especially a farmer. Hence the name farmer's tan.

Bill Joe worked out in the paw paw patch all day and got a real bad farmer's tan.

by Carter SN October 2, 2005

fame slut

An individual who uses his or her breeding and/or children to gain media attention.

That guy must have been a real fame slut to tie his kid's shoes' laces together and throw the pair over the power line--while the kid was still wearing them.

by DCMikeRotch October 21, 2009

Flame soldier

A poster on a: forum, youtube video, comment section, or photo gallery who starts or joins a flame war of arguing/flaming one another in a comment section.

Commonly found on youtube from critic comments, or from a troll's comment/post. In the Example below:User C is a secondary flame soldier, while user B is the primary flame soldier. User A is "possibly" a troll.

User D is the "smoke alarm" who points out the flame war.

Youtube user A: Wow, this video sucked
user B: Dude! STFU! U don't know real music!
User A: wow, its caleed being a critic, so shut up homo.
User B: Who are you calling a homo? You can't even type right!
User A: At lest I dont wtch pr0n all dae!
User C: Your "critic" side sucks anyways!!! I r 1337, u n00b. That wer awesome!
User D: wow... call in some more flame soldiers, we have a flame war... -.-

by nice2835 March 6, 2010

yogurt farmer

a chick with an outrageous yeast infection, often made worse by cream pies. Tendency to store semen after sex without cleaning herself up resulting in cultured clue goo

Trina is such a nasty hoe, bitch be a yogurt farmer- why don't you go harvest some

by EasternElite July 6, 2010

Chicken Farmer

A perfect specimen of a female who grew up raising chickens which has blessed her with the ability to raise any and all cocks within her general vicinity just by being present & with her Absolutely stunning Beauty.

Patron: "Excuse me bartender! You must have been raised on a chicken farm not?"
Bartender: "Huh? Why would You say that?"
Patron: "Well by the way your raising cocks around here I just figured u We're surely a Chicken Farmer"
Bartender: "OMG! Shut Up your so Ridiculous."
Patrin: "Seriously tho."

by Vendetta Fist October 24, 2017