Flat Stanley

A term for a joint or cigarette that has been flattened and now resembles the shape of Flat Stanley

Mikey: What the fuck is wrong with this j
Alex: Will fucking sat on it and now it’s a flat stanley

by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023

flat credit

Flat credit is a specific representation of mutual credit in which the point of sale is a unit of currency.

Flat credit is also called "blockchain syndicalism."

Flat credit treats each metalink from the Internet as a unit of currency.

by tomorrowtomorrow October 12, 2018

Make Everest flat

Making something very complex very simple

I need you to make Everest flat as a don't understand what your are saying to me

by Ellis911 February 18, 2016

Flat Far

Walking distance that is short enough to not warrant the use of flats in lieu of heels.

It's not flat far...

by hbat66 September 15, 2011

Flat Liner

An attempted one liner that is not funny at all.

*Kid sees another kid hanging from monkey bars*

"Hey, how's it hanging?"

*crickets*

"That's the definition of a flat liner."

by ADR767 September 10, 2013

Flat fucks

A fun and playful way to say pancakes to strangers.

Ay bro pass me the flat fucks and the maple syrup please I don't want the fat fucks.

by Roberto the great March 03, 2024

flat cat

A flat or small vagina. Usually used to describe a vaginal area.

“that girl has a flat cat.”

by bossfam April 03, 2019