FLAT CHAT

Adjective:
Feigning importance and fraudulently or deceptively claiming to be busy at work when in reality you have sweet FA work to get done.

Synonym: Pretending to be busy at work when you actually are not.
"How are you going today?" "Oh, I'm absolutely FLAT CHAT!" (Sigh dramatically and flutter hand over chest)
by Cactus Juice February 22, 2018
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Flat-Stanely

(Noun) a man who only has sex with ladies with such tight poons his penis becomes flat. Ultimate goal
The man had sex with so many tight virgins he became flat-stanely.
by Bluebirdbeast September 29, 2017
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Parasite-style' flats

same to semi-basement flats
'Parasite-style' flats are to be banned after deaths

-From BBC
by Leo WU August 12, 2022
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Flat XP

A flat XP season is a season in Fortnite where every level is 80,000 XP and no more above. The last non-flat XP season was introduced in Chapter 3, and is a season where the XP consecutively increases each level and becomes harder to level up.

A flat XP season is not very common to see, as Fortnite mainly only adds flat XP seasons on mainly every season.
Flat XP: I need 80,000 XP to level up
Non-flat XP: I need 1,600,000 XP to level up (usually at level higher than 200)
by poofart96 August 19, 2023
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Flat Tag

To tuck in or lay flat an errant tag on a piece of clothing worn by another.
Bill raised his glass of beer and told his buddies, "It was a good day - I flat tagged Susan at work!"
by Boston Literary January 01, 2016
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flat battery

When somebody starts off fixing a headlight but then you realize your dash is taken apart. You’re fixin a flat battery
Did you see Damon fixin the blinker fluid!!! Total flat battery!!
by ashHaL1087 November 24, 2022
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some stupid danish tongue twister that all Dane’s can do, the challenge is you have to say it as fast as possible without messing up the words
Person 1: Fem flade flødeboller på et flat flødebolle fad
Person 1: Fem flade flødeboller på flat flølebolefad
Person 2: Haha! You messed
by cayalayataya625 December 03, 2022
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