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In more tribal times, one tribe would attack another just before dawn, when it is darkest (thus the true mean of its always darkest before the dawn). Rape was one of the traditional spoils of war, so members of the invading force would either rape the women of the opposing tribe, fight the opposing tribes soldiers, or hold the light so other soldiers could see who they were attacking and raping.
Hey Ivan, don't just stand there like an idiot, these Nazis bitches aren't going to rape themselves: fuck, fight, or hold the light.
by Rich Caker March 11, 2019
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Christ Fight

A religious argument, usually going way too far. Typically between two people with relatively similar beliefs, though not necessarily. Typically focused on one or two minor details/differences in the respective theologies.
Wow, Joe and Jane had a huge Christ Fight about the Christmas tree they were putting up…something about the Star or an Angel on top??!! They’ve broken up over it.
by Truthifyouwantit December 6, 2022
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Weenis Fight

A weenis fight can be between 2 or more people. It's pretty much like tag, except you tap the person's weenis, and then they try to tag you back.
Person 1: "WEENIS FIGHT" -tags friend's weenis-

Person 2: "Hey! Get back here" -chases after friend-
by Zelda00995 July 27, 2009
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Coll Fight

A Fat lazy man that lives in his own filth and lives on a staple diet of chips and gravy
Argghh im a coll fight "yewww whorrre" donkey boy
by guildmage July 16, 2008
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pelvic fight

A fight issued between a man and a woman, often out of anger or frustration upon their counterpart. Demonstrated by the continual, often repetitive assault of one's pelvis against the other's. This act can be carried out with or without clothes on, but is more effective when nude. If done properly, neither opponent should be able to stand.

In a pelvic fight it is difficult to determine the winner. The one standing at the end should be the winner. However, if done properly and unable to move or stand, the winner is the one who ends up on top or in the more dominant position you end up being in.

If there are more than two combatants in this pelvic fight, then you must have a process of elimination, similar to the Super Bowl's tournament methods, up til you have two combatants going for the gold.
Did you hear about Britney Spears ending up in the Mental Ward? I bet she'll miss all the random pelvic fights she used to get into.

The Thunder Down Under group must have several homosexual pelvic fighter champions of the world.
by Seilka Dracon February 6, 2008
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Funnel Fight

"Funnel Fighting" isn't a real term. No one uses it, except those with an IQ of about 50. It is a special term for those who refuse to accept "funnel race" as the appropriate terminology.
Funnel fight? What? Do you want me to beat you with a funnel? You're fucking weird.
by Pocket Ninja January 13, 2009
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cooter fight

-when two females rub their cooters together in a rough fashion
by saradawson February 12, 2010
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