when someone is so immensly greasy and or smelly and gets mad easily, that you want to kick them in the shin and stab them to death with your nipples
by peopelpoop November 18, 2011
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named after the little-known celebrity, Evan Hill. contrary to other definitions of The Evan, it describes something very strange that you or anyone else has done.
by thehungryturtle June 11, 2009
Get the The Evan mug.named after the little-known celebrity Evan Hill, this is best described as a way of life. to perform The Evan you must live life as a complete asshole while still maintaining or even gaining the respect of those who you humiliate.
bob: dude, you were a total dick at that party last night.
rob: yeah, i pulled The Evan though.
bob: hows that?
rob: i got invited to another party and walked out of there with four phone numbers.
rob: yeah, i pulled The Evan though.
bob: hows that?
rob: i got invited to another party and walked out of there with four phone numbers.
by alk3Evan June 2, 2009
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Get the Hi evan mug.one of the greatest ppl i know :) i love him so very much and hope everything goes well for him in the future oh yeah and he is the best geometry dash player i know >:D one of my favourite person ever mwa mwa mwa
by Pissbaby<3 October 19, 2021
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