Edging

Intentionally refraining from bad behavior for an extended period of time, so when a dramatic incident occurs there is an torrent of 🔥 memes.

VQ has been edging us so hard. Once they trained Riot at Statue I just knew the meme channel would blow up.

by Ainton March 22, 2023

edline whore

when parents (especially psychotic mothers) over use the website 'edline', which is used for viewing their childrens grades. instead of sleeping with random guys to find pleasure, they spend their days on edline.

kid 1-"Do you have an edline account?"
kid 2-"Yeah, my mom sexually abuses that shit!"
kid 1- "What an edline whore."

by mofukin rainbows n shit October 5, 2011

engineering

Engineering is the practice of mucking up once useful objects. Practitioners excel at telling skilled workers how to do things the engineers themselves have never done, nor are capable of learning. Engineers can expect to be paid menial wages while languishing in a cubicle and annoying productive people with endless demands for more submittals. Your life as an engineer will be designing stupid shit that laymen will fix in the field, and reviewing thousands of pages of eyewash to ensure that all systems are too comp-licated for the end users. Fortunately you will have months to incorrectly design systems that the talented technicians must build and install in weeks. They will make it work behind your back so you don't fly in on a site visit and fix things. You will be replaced in your prime by an intern and no one will notice or care that you are gone.

Engineering guy says let me explain how your car works while a skilled person fixes it.

by notanengineer January 3, 2017

software engineering

1. An engineering discipline that is increasingly turning into a commodity much like cattle farming in the agriculture industry.

2. Disposable code factories, not cost effective to reuse or refurbish.

If those software engineers don't get the project done by the deadline, we will replace them with ones from India.

by Snowcat October 10, 2003

software engineering

A widely used noun that is a oxymoron. Software cannot be engineered.

I rigorously derived a mathematically provable peice of psuedo-code. (Yeah, right...)

by S. Rittenhouse February 1, 2004

Cadburry Egging

Putting ones balls into their anus and jacking off. While jacking off and nearing ejaculation, the force pops out the balls (like anal beads) therefore making them brown like a Chocolate cadburry egg with cream filling inside. One could also ejaculate onto the hand and then wipe the semen onto the balls making them appear brown and creamy.

I was watching some porn last night and tried "cadburry egging". It was great!

by bangingtitties123 March 11, 2009

Elgin

1. a piece of shit town in South Carolina with one traffic light.
2. people who live in Elgin are usually poor.

1. "Where the hell is Elgin?!?!"
2. person1: "Wheres he from?"
person2: "Elgin"
Person1: "Poor fellow"

by robbie berends September 16, 2006