Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake

When a male punches his lover in each eye, giving them two black eyes, and then forcing them to suck his cock until he cums.

Similar to Dirty Panda

I gave Susan the old Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake last night after she returned from Arabia.

by SeaBass4 June 12, 2016

cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

Flash-eyed

The look of shock or curiosity a person (mostly females) gets on their face when exposed to the genitals of one of the opposite. Wide eyed hand covered open mouth, sometimes gasping. The intoxication that feeds exhibitionist.

‘OMG Susie, look at that guy flashing us; I’m so flash-eyed!’… blush

by Uncle Charles 354 January 4, 2014

Brown eyed betty

1. A woman or man who is full of shit.
2. Another name for somebody's asshole

1. Wow marys a real brown eyed betty

2. Guy: Hey man I got to see suzys brown eyed betty last night
Guy 2: nice

by Liciousfunk October 4, 2023

Ei mon

One who is very unique and fun to be with, always concerned, one that you will have unconditional love for.

OMG! Dude you're lucky to have Ei Mon

by deep love December 25, 2016

GOOG EYED

Goog eyed is that look you get when some demented shit be happening right infrona you
It can also denote the opposite...

"DAMN NIGGA you goog eyed; you googley"

by GOOG GOOGERSON July 26, 2024

EIS

A person with a big heart that has none to little booty

“Dam she’s an EIS.”

by Desqueens June 10, 2020