RSS douche

Someone who thinks they are the only ones that know about and read RSS feeds.

Chris is such a RSS douche, I read about that news like last week.

by shooterblaze September 29, 2009

Douche-Falcon

A style of hair similar to the fo-hawk and mo-hawk but even douchier. Street names: Douch-Falcon, Douche-Falc, or D Falc. The front edge of the hair rises in an upward twisting fashion and the bangs are placed to look as if they are messed up.

-Hey, did u see beibs new hair style.
-Yea, she gave herself a douche-falcon. She looks more stupid than normal.

by Johnny G-man December 13, 2010

douche bucket

a vaginal cleansing insult that exceeds the use of a bag therefore replaces it with a bucket. also a bucket of douche

example 1: I went to the bar last night and this douche bucket kept talking to loud about sports nobody watches!

example 2: I bet rosie o' donnell would enjoy a bucket of douche!

by greatfuldeadguy20 December 31, 2011

douche frigate

When the usual douche wagon/canoe/nozzle/etc just won't do. A heightened state of total douchebaggery.

"Dude, that guy splattered pee on my shoes at the urinals!"

"Yeah, what a freakin' douche frigate!"

by General Lee A. Dumas December 2, 2013

Douche Warrior

Someone who thinks they're tough but aren't and while they are trying to act tough they look very lame and idiot like.

Also: Most politicians.

Look at John trying to act tough in front of those women. I think they see what a true douche warrior he is.

by Chaotic Mind 77 September 11, 2009

douche-tool

Someone who is a combination of both a douche and a tool. A great example would be a lacrosse player who walks around with a button down shirt and a tie over his shoulder.

Person 1: That laxer is a shithead!
Person 2: I know! He's such a douche-tool!

by hey there pal December 13, 2010

Feral Douche

An acceptionally aggressive douche. Especially relating to an individual who does things like fall asleep during a conversation or game and explicitly does the opposite of what he/she is told.

Damn, that dude Terry is a feral douche. He went ahead and slapped that midget right after I told him the midget was on our side.

by pdiddy_l33t February 4, 2010