december 23rd

leo:”it is december 23rd yk what that means it’s national sucking dick day”
carson:”alright come here let me suck ur dick”
national sucking dick day

by barbie in the dream jousey October 14, 2021

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december 7

hot, but dumb bitches were born on this day. very fucking hot but still cant to there times tables.

person 1: f***ing dumb b**ch
person 2: what was that for?
person1: your born on december 7!!
person2: oh right!

person 1: your f***ing hot tho

by December 7 July 27, 2021

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december 24

the day the strongest and bravest person in the world was born, Louis Tomlinson. Since this day in 1991 Christmas gifts are worth twice as much. ❤️

x: I was born on December 24th, it's ...
h: GREAT! it's great, louis tomlinson was born that day, I wish I were you

by defenceIess July 31, 2021

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december 28

december 28 is world hate everyone day - go to someone and slap them!!

" today is the day, ITS DECEMBER 28 IMMA SLAP MY MOM "

by proooplayer August 12, 2021

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The day the most unexplainably perfect guy was born. A guy I never thought I would like, but now we're in a situation ship. I love that one guy who was born on December 27. I hope me and him end up together.

That one guy born on December 27: It's my birthday!
Me: I love you.
That one guy born on December 27: Wha-

by HwangHyunjinsgirlfriend December 4, 2022

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December 15th

December 15th, also known as National Cupcake Day has acted as an early celebration of Christmas worldwide. National Cupcake day was dated by the honourable EDP445s birthday and has grown a mass following of Catholic Priests and "14-year-old boys." .

Person: What are you gonna do for your birthday?
EDP445: Get cupcakes
Cupcake: I'm a 25 year old man pedo
EDP445: What can I say December 15th?

by HaroldTheBot January 5, 2022

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