A boisterous middle aged man who often enjoys cycling, particularly in ridiculous tight pink Lycra whilst screaming as loud as he can to draw as much attention to himself as possible.
Common traits include stealing his son’s TV as well as the dog bed which he uses for sunbathing in an attempt to lure the household dog back to his local gym. Once successful, he proceeds to perform a handstand by the exercise bikes while screeching signature phrases such as “OOOH YEAH COME OOON!” whilst watching cycling videos on his stolen TV.
He often claims to be 8% body fat yet has not been remotely close since his first Facebook post.
Common traits include stealing his son’s TV as well as the dog bed which he uses for sunbathing in an attempt to lure the household dog back to his local gym. Once successful, he proceeds to perform a handstand by the exercise bikes while screeching signature phrases such as “OOOH YEAH COME OOON!” whilst watching cycling videos on his stolen TV.
He often claims to be 8% body fat yet has not been remotely close since his first Facebook post.
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The sensation that you have something in your throat but can't clear it. Causing you to repeatedly clear your throats ever 30-90 seconds for several hours. Thus name because everyone's father does this and you are slowly turning into him.
I feel like I have something in my throat *HARRUUMMMMMM* but I can't get *HARUMMMMMMMM* it out.
Oh jesus man, you've got the dad throat.
Oh jesus man, you've got the dad throat.
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