Cole is the hottest, kindest, most loving person in the world. but will punch you in the face if you kiss his cheek. he will only show you love if you are his girlfriend and your name is Lauren. Cole also has a cute fluffy dog that gets mistaken for a bear.
by penis69696969 October 19, 2020
Get the Colemug. A Tall, blonde twink who is obsessed with your mom jokes and Pharah from Overwatch. Thinks he's a celebrity when he really is not haha.
by BlizzyTurtleLibra May 10, 2023
Get the Cole D Brandonmug. by MikeTheWize March 22, 2022
Get the Cole Dermotamug. Also known as Cold Palmer or C🧊ld Palmer. The GOAT english midfielder (apart from Lampard). Clear of that fraud Foden and the other fraud Pukayo Paka. Rival fans are obsessed with making "cole palmer without penalties" memes on tiktok. They just haters cause cole is cold
Person 1: Cole Palmer is trash without penalties
Person 2 (chelsea fan): You don't watch Chelsea do you?
Person 2 (chelsea fan): You don't watch Chelsea do you?
by MamaHuevoJoño February 13, 2024
Get the Cole Palmermug. by borts69420 March 3, 2023
Get the Colemug. The gayest lover of them all. Will only suck dick that’s been smothered in heinz ketchup, marinated balls too. Find yourself a cole if u want to have nightmares and come home smelling like cocaine. find a cole for yourself in the sewage systems will respond to faggot, meat head, loser and retard. beware and proceed with caution he barks at the smell of feet and will lick ur eyelids if you make him interested.
bobby: i found a cole a few days ago wanna see what he looks like?
karen: sure! show me
bobby: (insert image of cole here)
karen: that’s a diseased baby gorilla wdym what’s a cole?
karen: sure! show me
bobby: (insert image of cole here)
karen: that’s a diseased baby gorilla wdym what’s a cole?
by burntfishbones October 22, 2023
Get the Colemug.