Originally a military strategy, the Chowder Cow is a sexual act in which two sweaty obese men super-glued in the 69 position are thrown from a helicopter into a tornado while experiencing simultaneous projectile diarrhea and fellating one another. Each man's left thumb is deeply inserted into the other's anus, resulting in two powerful cone-shaped fountains of liquid feces spraying in opposite directions as the spiraling, wet mound of rippling fat and human excrement violently plummet towards earth, ending in a massive eruption of flesh, bones, organs, and various bodily fluids vaguely resembling a mixture of clam chowder and ground beef. If both men experience an Alaskan Firedragon at the exact moment they come in contact with the ground, it is known as a Chowder Dragon.
by myno January 22, 2013
Get the Chowder Cow mug.The most retarded rule ever put in place by social media websites. A character limit is a numerical limit on how many letters, numbers, symbols, spaces, digits, etc. that you can type into a single text box.
The character limit literally forces you to shorten all of your responses to where you can't even make sense of them at times. If you happen to exceed any given character limit, you are instructed to cut down your response in order to fit the number of characters (letters/numbers/symbols/etc.) allowed by the website. So if you are trying to put all of your ideas into one post, you often end up getting screwed over by the character limit. It ends up becoming an overall pain in the ass.
Some notable websites that contain character limits include: Urban Dictionary (1500 character limit), YouTube (500 character limit), and most annoyingly, Twitter (originally a 140 character limit for all posts, now a 118 character limit for posts that contain URL's).
The character limit literally forces you to shorten all of your responses to where you can't even make sense of them at times. If you happen to exceed any given character limit, you are instructed to cut down your response in order to fit the number of characters (letters/numbers/symbols/etc.) allowed by the website. So if you are trying to put all of your ideas into one post, you often end up getting screwed over by the character limit. It ends up becoming an overall pain in the ass.
Some notable websites that contain character limits include: Urban Dictionary (1500 character limit), YouTube (500 character limit), and most annoyingly, Twitter (originally a 140 character limit for all posts, now a 118 character limit for posts that contain URL's).
Rob: "Almost done typing my definition for 'Character Limit' on Urban Dictionary; it's gonna be kickass."
*Presses "Send to UD"*
Rob: "WTF!? I have 1527 characters and the character limit is only 1500!? BULLSH*T!!!"
*Presses "Send to UD"*
Rob: "WTF!? I have 1527 characters and the character limit is only 1500!? BULLSH*T!!!"
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The name Chidolue takes its origin from the Igbo tribe of Nigeria meaning “God preserves” or “God keeps”.
Advice: get to know the Chidolue around you.
The name Chidolue takes its origin from the Igbo tribe of Nigeria meaning “God preserves” or “God keeps”.
Advice: get to know the Chidolue around you.
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Vegetarian: I would go vegan, but cheese is just SO delicious
Vegan: You disgust me you cheese-breather, you don't actually care about animals
Vegan: You disgust me you cheese-breather, you don't actually care about animals
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Chabelita is a good person.
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They're pretty gay tbh
They're pretty gay tbh
"is that chewsiwa?"
"Yeah it is, how'd you know?"
"It's a scaramouche hate video, of course it's them"
"Yeah it is, how'd you know?"
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