Calton

A form of measurement used in pre-dynastic times. One Calton is equivalent to the Lady of House Caltons Homestead.

The house is the size of .75 Caltons

by Cjd12345 October 13, 2018

California Minute

A unit of Time that equals to 10 minutes

My boi took 2 California minutes to get here.

by YuOfTheNight December 13, 2018

California Quesadilla

When you Take Doritos, Cheetos, and cheeses, melt it together, put it in a bowl, and pour it in the females vagina, and proceed to eat her out.

I Gave Lucy a California Quesadilla

by California Quesadilla December 21, 2018

California Condom

When you stuff a smallish box into a free flat rate envelope to defeat the high cost of shipping to far off places.

Brenda in Long Beach ordered this sweater from me. It's $9.85 to ship it in it's own box, but I crammed it into a California Condom and got the cost down to $6.90

by global_shipper December 22, 2018

California Rooster Tail

when your about to nut and turn around, bend over and shoot your massive load of baby nectar out from around your balls with your cock shooting semen out of your asshole.

I was fucking this chicken and gave it a fat California rooster tail.

by Rooster Cocktail February 11, 2019

California Steamer

when an individual takes a dab of wax, holds it in, then takes 3 shots, and a bite of an edible then breathes it out.

Jacob: “Hey Lily are you ready to watch John do a california steamer ??”

John: “It’s gonna be wild”

Lily: “Hell yeah I’m ready”

by KnightBlade February 21, 2019

Camito Hatsune

A fanboy of Hatsune Miku who makes music and is online nearly 24/7. He also known for Roblox, Hentai, and role playing.

"Camito Hatsune is a great artist, but is a weird ass dude."

"Watch 12 hours of Camito Hatsune, no regrets."

"I ship Camito Hatsune & Miku Hatsune because why not?"

"Camito Hatsune is great at entrepreneurship, but Elon Musk still kicks tail."

"Camito Hatsune gave a shoutout to a girl in California named Natalie, so nice of him."

by Camito Hatsune May 23, 2019