Cream Tart

A gay bottom who is promiscuous and holds no integrity. They're considered a joke considering they're always after sex and can't control their carnal desires. The cream tart comes from them always being filled with a white substance...

Gay guy: *checks Grindr*

Guy: what are you doing?

Gay guy: trying to hookup with this guy

Guy: aren't you tired of always searching for sex like a pervert... I mean so much work has gone into gay rights to prove you guys aren't sexual deviants yet you guys still do this...

Gay guy: sorry what was that? I was checking my Grindr.

Guy: ... cream tart....

by WhiskyRiver June 9, 2014

Cream Crusher

When a girl sits on your lap and you bust like whooops

Guy 1:Dude you see that girl over there?
Guy 2: Yeaaah.
Guy 1: Yeah, ass so fat she's a cream crusher.
Guy 2: Forreal man?
Guy 1: Yeeeaaaah.

by Mayday_and_Men January 19, 2014

Cream of the nut

Better name for the deliciousness that is peanut butter.

"Yoo I had a great cream of the nut sandwich with some strawberry jelly. Really hit the spot."

by nutterbetter33 December 2, 2018

Chest Cream

A white oozing liquid from an unknown source that happens to exist on a sticky chest, usually a chest that has been recently thrusted upon.

This is a new suade couch, please try your hardest not to dump your Chest Cream on it cuz it stains easily.

by The Sticky Creamers January 16, 2011

Cream Puff

A derogatory term used against Gay men.

"Wow, Eric is so gay, he's legit a cream puff"

by Andie.vs October 22, 2022

Cream Bomb

Noun, verb: Following the completion of a satisfactory session of fellatio, the receiver of the semen puffs their cheeks out and pushes them together a la John Belushi in Animal House, forcing the semen out between said receiver's lips with explosive force.

"Judy cream bombed me last night and totally ruined my new Ed Hardy T-Shirt."

by Kindsey Lingus May 19, 2012

Sweet Creams

A cream pie on a sleeping person's face.

She fell asleep halfway through, so I wished her Sweet Creams.

by Aanonnnnn February 13, 2017