Business Bumpkin

Business man who was a country bumpkin in his early years.

Hybird of business man and country bumpkin.

Usually wears "dress" boots, jeans, a leather belt that matches the boots, a belt buckle, white tee shirt with a button up dress shirt, and a suit jacket.

Business Bumpkins include the following:
Jesse Livermore, Greatest Bear on Wall Street.
Ken Lay, Enron Exc
Arthur Cutten, Wheat speulator

by business bumpkin September 16, 2012

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Did My Business All Out

Did My Business All Out refers to crapping. It actually means when you just shat for any time period of over 20 minutes. “All out” in the definition will refer to the contents of your bowels or as in “going all out,” in which would indicate went all out shitting ffs.

“MOTHERFUCKER WHY DONT YOU ANSWER YOUR CELLY!!?”

“Chill back YOU DIRTY ASSHOLE I just DID MY BUSINESS ALL OUT!!! I’m not trynna shit-chat ass-open with you bro!!”

by Treebonics June 29, 2018

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Business Hour Boyfriend

When the only time the girl can talk to you is when she is at work and you’re exes but she still wants something, She seems interested until she leaves work for other men and alcohol. Sometimes as a bonus in the evenings she will talk when her getting divorced bf has his kids. She gets lonely then and knows you care and will talk to her.

Emily still loves him but he’s just the business hour boyfriend dnow bc she is talking to someone else but she still wants him around so she can get attention and knows he loved her.

by Mittyymm December 14, 2018

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